I’m thinking that on Wednesdays I’m going to post about things that made me go what the eff.

I love the dollar store in my neighborhood and am not ashamed to say it. Yes they did have Luna bars 6 for $1 and I bought like 50 of them, which turned into a two week long 2-Luna bar per day habit. I had a stomachache for most of that time until a friend suggested I check out the expiration date on them. November 2006.

Even better is junk made in some factory in Hunan province by a callous-fingered 10-year-old boy, like this “Bath Massage Thing” that is “The health care thing step into a new century.” Yes this a real picture of a real product from the Dollar Store at 48th and Spruce. I mean, I don’t know how to say “sponge” in Mandarin so I can’t hate on their translation skills but still…what?