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"Off The Wall" Is Still One of My Favorite Songs, Though.

2 July 2007 No Comment

I wouldn’t call Michael Jackson’s craziness news; really I’m kind of used to seeing him look all nutty. But here he is with his “children,” Blanket and Paris. No, this is not a Lone Ranger costume party, just MJ paranoia.

THIS is a problem to me.

First of all, let’s address the hair issue. This is a little BOY. Just because you started perming your hair to look like Brooke Shields in the late 90s doesn’t mean you should fix your kid’s hair to look like Indigo Montoya from The Princess Bride. Secondly, we know you have a skin disease Michael, but how did you make a white baby? As much as I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that he was administering some sort of in vitro skin bleaching treatment, I know a mulatto when I see one and those are two white children for sure.

Lastly, have you guys ever considered that MJ is just about richest and most famous African-American in the entire world, can do just about anything he wants, and he chooses to parade around two white children like they’re biologically his, especially with all of the orphaned little black children out there? I’m saddened. Is it that he believes that he has fooled us into thinking that his own skin is genetically white, or is he so busy saving Lithuanian infants and being weird that he thinks that we won’t notice?

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