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Random Friendster Message: July 2003

18 July 2007 5 Comments

To be fair, the message only said “u hot,” but I was curious and had to check out his profile. Really smooth how he specified that he’s looking for a “sexually active” female, isn’t it?

Date: Wednesday, July 30, 2003 12:39 PM
Subject: yo
Message: u hot
Occupation: Hiphop Record Label Exective
Hobbies and Interests: Music, art, smoking cigars, chilling in the Hamptons
Favorite Movies: Americasn Beauty
Favorite Music: Hiphop, R&B
Favorite TV Shows: Sex and the City
About Me: Big Poppa! aka All-the-way Luva!
Who I Want to Meet: If you are a beautiful woman, smart, and sexually active who like to hang out and be treated special, I’m your perfect date. We can do a lot of clubbing and I’ll take you staright to the VIP rooms and pop a bottle of Cris. We take it from there. Just call XXX-XXX-XXX. Don’t be shy! We can upclose in person. McDuffie style!

5 Comments »

  • afro jamaicano said:

    fave show is sex and the city? im gay and i hate that show haha!!

    hell if he’s gonna treat u better eat! shih maybe he’ll take u to
    red “lawb-stuhs” haha

  • Dara said:

    ok…there is really too much to say about this:
    1. i SERIOUSLY doubt this dude has sat through american beauty if he cant even manage to spell it correctly.
    2. nor has he ever watched sex and the city…is that some sort of pun?
    3. “treated special”… enough said.
    4. and yes, we can get get upclose in person. if you say so, fatty-too-fat!
    (inside joke)

  • Anonymous said:

    Why ya’ll dissin’ my man? Actually this dude gets mad draws, that’s Howie Mcduffy.

  • Q said:

    Sweet Minty Jebus can this Rhinoceros of a man EVEN GET sexually active???

  • moji said:

    oh shit, i know this man.
    seriously, he’s my sister’s baby daddy.
    no, seriously. he is.

    wow.
    m.

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