“Black girl #1: … And you know white girls don’t wear no panties!
Black girl #2: I don’t wear panties either… I mean, I do when I go out, but when I’m at home my labias be swingin‘.
What Would Thembi Do?”
– John “The Stem-Eater” Burton
Hmmm, that’s a toughie. First, I’m pretty sure white girls wear panties or else they’d only sell them at Beauty Supply stores like hair grease or something. I’d probably be too disturbed to tell homegirl that there is no such word as “labias,” since “labia” is the plural form of “labium,” and if her jawns are swingin‘ she needs to see a gyno, or at least place a call to Dr. Sue Johanson on her Oxygen network call-in show. Things shouldn’t “swing” down there…