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Watch Out Boy, She’ll Chew You Up!

29 July 2007 2 Comments

I’m not one to gossip so I haven’t been paying attention to Usher and his pregnant 38-year-old fiance Tameka Foster. My mother calls Usher “that boy whose head comes to a peak,” a feature that once noticed is a serious turn off – see photo above for what I mean. I also resent him for descending into that ‘singing phone conversations’ move with R Kelly in the highly irritating song “Same Girl”. Basically he doesn’t interest me. But when I read that he cancelled his wedding at the last minute I couldn’t help but pick up the key soundbytes, most of which came from a National Enquirer interview with Tameka’s cousin (who probably realized that Tameka was not about to float her a single dime and blew her spot).

– Court Records show that Tameka has been arrested twice. In 1991, she served 20 days in the Los Angeles County Jail for petty theft and was placed on probation for two years. An earlier arrest in Alameda County, Calif., involved ‚Äúsome kind of welfare fraud, and she was sentenced to perform community service.”

– Foster had worked as Usher’s personal stylist for five years.

– Usher recently shocked fans by reportedly firing his manager mother and replacing her with Tameka.

– Usher’s mother, Jonnetta Patton, was less than keen on the match and was not invited.

– There were reports that Usher’s godfather, actor Ben Vereen, was also taken off the guest list because of his protestation to the marriage.

Tameka Foster is Maneater of the Year. Some girl has you so caught up that you fired your momma and have Ben Vereen taken off the guest list? Is she practicing voodoo because she REALLY weaseled her way in! The reason her scam fell apart is because of her obvious yearning for notoriety. She wasn’t just after Usher for the money, because everyone knows you can get an old rich white man for that. Tameka was after that bling and flash and fame and very Usher-ness that the whole scam would deliver as a pay-off. No word on whether they’re still actually together, though. Poor Ursh. I smell a paternity test comin’.

2 Comments »

  • Dara said:

    i just got all giidy and excited thinking it said that ben vereen was ushers father, because that would finally explain they they both look like weird little baby guinea pigs. but then i realized he’s only the goddaddy and my dreams were crushed. oh well, he must be an uncle or SUMTHIN.

  • Thembi said:

    There has been a rumor for years that Ben Vereen is his real father…

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