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15 August 2007 7 Comments

HUNH!??!?! Did you get so cracked out that you forgot you were on ILLEGAL DRUGS?

Woman calls police about ‘fake’ cocaine
Mon Aug 13, 4:32 PM ET

ROCHELLE, Ga. – A woman was arrested after she called police to help “get her money back” after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.

Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports.

She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were “fake.”

She took Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff’s Office into her kitchen and showed them the drugs, police said.

She was promptly arrested on charges of possession of cocaine.


  • natural muze said:

    hilarious!! wtf was SHE smoking?

    oh yeah, crack. oh wait, FAKE crack.


  • Thembi said:

    What puzzles me is that if the crack was really fake, then why did she get arrested for possession? Maybe the crack has lost its efficacy for her. Or maybe she was just arrested for being a damn fool.

  • Izzy said:

    I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME THING THEMBI!? For shame Jaunita, for shame!

  • Julian said:

    she looks like one of those paintings in the credits of Good Times.

  • Thembi said:

    except her elbows arent pointy.

  • Ashanti said:

    Crack kills. Thembi, that is hilarious.

  • Aaliyah said:

    AMAZING. this is exactly why crack scares me. we’re all one crack rock away from this…

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