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Crime of Fashion, Spot Blowing »

[28 Sep 2007 | 16 Comments | ]

Nick Ashford has always been questionable because of that hair, but do I have to see him wearing that glittery Gay-maican shirt and white pants after Labor Day – with pleats!?!?!?

Funny enough, this isn’t much of an update because …

Good Hair Gone Bad »

[28 Sep 2007 | 33 Comments | ]

Good Hair: Jodeci was put together by the pretty one, Devante Swing. I always thought that Mr. Dalvin was the cute one, but next to K-Ci and JoJo, who looked like two crispy Gremlin-Sea Monkey hybrids, anyone who washed

Caption This »

[27 Sep 2007 | 6 Comments | ]

“Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy then Superman dat ho!”

Dating »

[27 Sep 2007 | 8 Comments | ]

Date: Sunday, December 28, 2003 5:47 PM
Subject: Bonjor Madame
Message:

TU vas beau l’oeil. You have beautiful eyes to match your beautiful welcoming smile. I hope your having a great day. I hope your day get’s even better when

Not Racist Cuz It's True., Our Shame, What the Eff?, Yipes! »

[26 Sep 2007 | 22 Comments | ]
lldouble Police sketch artist drawings of black people are notoriously poor and rarely look like anyone in particular. I'm convinced that when asked to describe the suspect, witnesses just describe the last black male they saw, even if they last saw a black male on television. So I did a little Thembi-style experiment by going online and digging up dozens of sketches of black suspects to see just who the strong arm of the law is looking for.

Fresh Black Girls »

[26 Sep 2007 | 4 Comments | ]

Of all of the thick and nappy women that I have been told I look like (including Angie Stone, Macy Gray, and disturbingly enough, Tracy Chapman) Jilly from Philly is the ONLY name that I am happy to hear. I …

What the Eff?, Yipes! »

[26 Sep 2007 | 13 Comments | ]

I’m really into fragrances, so any headlines about new scents catch my eye. The word ‘vulva’ usually makes me do a double-take as well. The combination between the two…well…I can only say What the Eff? to that. “Vulva Original

Hip Hop Is Dead., Random Nostalgia, White People Dancing, White People Is Funny. »

[25 Sep 2007 | 15 Comments | ]

I know I’ve been kind of hard on Hip-Hop lately but according to Fruity Pebbles vs Hip-Hop, 95% of you refuse to consider Barney Rubble on the mic a disgrace. Poor Pras.

I wouldn’t want to leave our female MC’s …

Hip Hop Is Dead., Long Live the Colored Race!, Now That's Dancing! »

[25 Sep 2007 | 7 Comments | ]

I actually prefer this to whatever the kids are doing these days.
Hey Harvard Kids: Doesn’t this remind you of Expressions?…

Our Shame, What the Eff? »

[19 Sep 2007 | 18 Comments | ]

My sister and I were sitting in my apartment watching bad TV when the show Cheaters came on. This show is always ridiculous but we stopped to watch because the investigating party was an older black woman who just seemed …

Hip Hop Is Dead., Random Nostalgia »

[17 Sep 2007 | 5 Comments | ]

As you may have noticed, I’m always consumed with nostalgia. The other day this 1989 Fruity Pebbles commercial came to my mind (pretty early for mainstream hip-hop efforts, might I add). Maybe you remember it:

Has Hip-Hop been dead all …

Crime of Fashion, Haterade, Spot Blowing »

[14 Sep 2007 | 10 Comments | ]

I’m still in a hateful mood, so I’m just going to talk trash on people’s outfits and random photos to make myself feel superior.

I understand that people have always told you that you look like Frasier Crane in the …

Black C-Listers »

[14 Sep 2007 | 20 Comments | ]

I’m in a particularly hateful mood today, so everything I post will be full of stank nastiness until the weekend is officially here.Every Black C-Lister post I’ve done has been full of praise, but Bokeem Woodbine is one of …

Dating »

[13 Sep 2007 | 6 Comments | ]


Subject: you are avery beautiful and lovely lady.
Message:

hello .

how are you doing hope fine if so glory be to God who has made me a member of this site where i have found you to be the …

Reader Submissions »

[13 Sep 2007 | 6 Comments | ]

I was in line behind this dude with do-rag in corner store and his lady had on these white stretch jeans and house slippers! Here’s the craziness they were talking about:

Woman to Man: “That’s because you ain’t give me …