Random Friendster Message: July 2005
how are you doing hope fine if so glory be to God who has made me a member of this site where i have found you to be the only beautifull lady that has cought my fancy because i can see in you that you are outgoing and straight forward in what you are doing, well my name is kingsley nigeria working and living in ghana accra west africa. i will like us to be friends and from there take it to anothe r level if you so desire because i will say that you are my choise and i will do any thing in my power to have you as a wife in future(future can be tomorrow) . well i will like to go now especting your nice and lovely response, please when replying add your email add so that i send to you my little urgly picture cos i am fat a little bit but i dont think it will affect our lovelife cos i got the main one from GOD himself.
talk to you later.
For a split second I was going to give this guy an ESL pass on his spelling but then I realized that they speak English in Nigeria. Do they have real cameras there, though? It’s not supposed to be sepia-toned yet it looks like it was taken with one of those Old West cameras during the War For Independence. Either that or with a Polaroid camera in a duststorm. Can someone please tell me why Nigerians always bring God and marriage into it with me? Something tells me the lord is not monitoring Friendster to hook you up, Kingsley.