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Fun With Over-Exposed Celebrities

17 October 2007 11 Comments

There are some people I am so sick of looking at that I decided to amuse myself by using the St. Andrews Face Transformer to change their tired-looking faces. I’m not sure how the program really works but I’m getting a kick out of the results!

Beyonce


I cannot think of ANYONE I am more tired of looking at than Beyonce. Her face has just become a vacuous weave-holder these last few months. I morphed her into a Caucasian and suspiciously enough she looks a lot like Lindsay Lohan, who is ALSO over-exposed. Curses, foiled again!

Britney Spears

In the last few weeks I have seen Britney’s nipple, cellulite, vulva, pink-eye infection, and hastily done hair weaves – how is that for over-exposure? Getting your kids taken away by an unemployed dude with a baby’s momma sounds like the description of a black woman, don’t it? I’m kind of feeling the change for her…

Fifty Cent

Fifty has bothered me ever since he supported George Bush post-Katrina (which in retrospect was just an anti-Kanye move), but lately has been a sort of bug in our ears TRYING to create buzz by popping off against Kanye and whatnot. So I turned him into a half-ape/half-man morph. I bet if he did a concert like this no one would notice as long as he still took his shirt off at some point.

Kanye West

Kanye West is a talented artist, just not as talented as he thinks. How many more tantrums do I have to watch this man throw? I morphed him into a baby, which didn’t turn out all that well but still reminds me of that kid from Losing Isaiah.

Rihanna

Rihanna with her dog, Rihanna and her new outfit, Rihanna and her sassy bob, Rihanna was seen “canoodling” with a white boy, Rihanna and her um-berella line. . . Enough already! Rihanna, with a wave of my wand you will now be Chinese and have no place on my favorite black gossip blogs!

11 Comments »

  • Julian said:

    THIS IS AWESOME!!!

    Somehow, 50 cent looks exactly the same to me though.

  • Anonymous said:

    Kanye looks like a Mongoloid.

  • justjudith said:

    lol. your hostility is always a crack up.

  • Aaliyah said:

    amazing. i always did think that rihanna kind of looks like an anime character.

  • Undercover Black Man said:

    Brilliant, Thembi!

  • James Seay said:

    Wow, Beyonce would not a make it as a white woman. She looks too much like Michael Jackson (-:

  • shelbyinitalia said:

    i cant… BRAVO!

  • Invisible Woman said:

    too funny

  • O Hell Nawl said:

    Rhianna could get it no matter what colour she is…

    :: pounce ::

  • justjudith said:

    rihanna kinda looks like rayven simone in her after pic…

  • Michelle M. said:

    The “black” Brittney looks like Condoleeza Rice. . .

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