January 30: Old Minus One
Today is my 29th birthday. What can I say about that? I’ve been firmly in achy-joint, slow metabolism, what the hell are these young kids listening to these days, pressure to settle-down, should know better by now, strangers call me ma’am-land for a few years now. I do miss Gerald Levert. I do listen to the slow jams. And I do consider anyone under 25 a tenderoni. I share my birthday with greats such as Roc‘s Charles S. Dutton, Phil Collins, Franklin Roosevelt and that loser Dick Cheyney. Don’t worry about wishing me well in the comments, just watch this video instead and remember yes, that number one zodiac sign is, in fact, AQUARIUS!