Face-Fun With The Presidential Candidates
Wow. Well, if Hillary were black she’d still be a pretty hot mess, although that nose kind of reminds me of Patti Labelle’s original one. I also tried telling the program that Hillary was male and had it feminize her face. No significant improvement from her usual haggard state was observed.
“I hated the gooks. I will hate them as long as I live.” Oh yes, a man running for president in 2008 actually said this. Who even uses the word “gook” anymore? Oh yeah, that’s right, crusty old bigots. I’m sure if he could see himself morphed into an Asian he’d faint. B.D. Wong, hollaback. Then I thought well, what if he were a woman? It’s very strange because he doesn’t look very different at all. Note: it was very hard to find a picture of him looking straight ahead. Not sure what that means for his credibility.
Well what a crowd pleaser this is! Now America can have it every which-a-way they choose. The black Obama is still kind of handsome and reminds me of Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs from Welcome Back Kotter. The white Obama…well…didn’t we just finish having that guy as our president? Spooky.
Bonus: Bill Clinton