To be frank, I haven’t felt this kind of anticipation since New Kids on The Block were up for a Grammy. I live in Philly so for this entire campaign season I’ve pretty much been ignoring all of the election talk. But now that a lil‘ somethin‘ rests on my state, I’ve been a little more politically inclined than usual. One of the reasons that I’m anti Hillary is that everyone who is not PRO-Hillary is actually ANTI-Hillary – across all parties. People actually hate a white woman who lets her man cheat! This is like saying no, I like all kinds of sweet tasty soda, but I know I sure do not like Root Beer, even though it goes down easy. And this country has made Root Beer the devil. So lately I’ve just been saying “What The Eff?” to Hillary supporters. Yeah I know the other Democratic candidate is a black man with the middle name Hussein, but please allow me to show you some things that will help you scrunch your nose up at one Ms. Hillary Rodham on a daily, casual basis.

We all need toilet brushes, but I doubt that having Hillary on the receiving end of your bodily waste would feel as stellar as having that same waste on a blue Gap dress. After all, I cant picture her scrubbing out stains anyplace . . . she’s too busy ducking gunfire and such.