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[30 Apr 2008 | 12 Comments | ]

This video proves that Biggie Smalls has been reincarnated as a 7-year old boy named Latarian. X-Box and high fructose corn syrup brought us to this ridiculous juncture.

See guys? No big deal, he just wanted to do fun hoodrat …

General, WWTD »

[27 Apr 2008 | 7 Comments | ]

1. I updated my blogroll recently. Just so you know, “new” just means new to my blogroll, not necessarily the blogosphere. I’m notoriously poor about technical aspects of the blogging thing, so after realizing that there are blogs that I …

Our Shame, Reader Submissions »

[25 Apr 2008 | 8 Comments | ]

“I was at Rite Aid and this dude said to his friend ‘Fam you wanna get that? Its on sale.’ talking about some Blistex. His friend was like ‘Man, im from the hood, dog, if my lips gonna be white,

Black C-Listers, The Black Archives »

[25 Apr 2008 | 11 Comments | ]

Leon’s appearance as a spooky Jesus-type figure in Madonna’s “Like A Prayer” video back in 1989 was partially responsible for my sexual awakening. I thought, “Oooh! He’s cute…but more than cute…I don’t know the word for it (“hot”) or these …

At Least They're Not Black..., Feel Smarter, News, Old Folks Wilin' »

[24 Apr 2008 | 3 Comments | ]

Florida man charged with filming 85-year-old woman for gangsta video

A Florida man is facing elder abuse charges after he allegedly filmed his senile 85-year-old grandmother wearing a ski mask and holding a gun for a “Gangstas and Thugs” street …

Celebutainment, Haterade, Hip Hop Is Dead., Jet Magazine, My Life, That Not-So-Fresh Feeling, The Negro Channel »

[23 Apr 2008 | 9 Comments | ]

Sometimes things happen that make me lose the ability to conjugate verbs properly.

I tried to write about Bob Johnson and his nonsense last week, but I was just in too good of a mood. Now that the world has …

Japanese People, What the Eff?, Yipes! »

[23 Apr 2008 | 5 Comments | ]

This clip is not safe for work in the silliest of ways.

When did he decide to first try this? How did he know that others would be entertained by it? How long did it take to master? How many …

Who is This? »

[22 Apr 2008 | 12 Comments | ]

This nineties one-hit hip-hopper looks good enough that I’d holla if he didn’t have a few kids.

UPDATE: Kim nailed it with the first guess. This is Candyman who hit big with “Knockin Boots.” I had to look him up …

Black Girl Adventure, My Life »

[21 Apr 2008 | 11 Comments | ]

For the past year or so I’ve been craving tattoo number three. Like most people, I started out with a tattoo that held special significance, as if going through some cataclysmic change in life just simply had to be documented …

Black C-Listers, The Black Archives »

[17 Apr 2008 | 18 Comments | ]
"What, Me Snub?"R.I.P. Roscoe Lee Browne
This has been a banner week for the black bourgeoisie - not only were we finally allowed to upgrade Bob Johnson from bourgie to an official "house negro," once we heard that Akon lied about his extended stay in jail and "only" has one felony, we had the chance to ask ourselves "how is any number of felonies or any time upstate an "only"? While it's sad that the bar has been set so low on both ends of the spectrum, it proves that the bouge' is real. And it has been exemplified onscreen through 80% of the roles that these fine actors have portrayed.

What the Eff? »

[16 Apr 2008 | 10 Comments | ]
"What The Eff?" Wednesday has always been so easy to write because weird things just draw themselves to me. But for the last few weeks everything around me has been pretty plain vanilla. Then, at the supermarket I was drawn to a tower of tomatoes on the vine and decided to whip up some pico de gallo. The very first tomato to fall from the pyramid into my hand was this one: That's all.

Most Memorable Episodes, The Black Archives »

[14 Apr 2008 | 24 Comments | ]

Those of you who know me personally know that this is my FAVORITE show EVER, and since I’ve been in a bit of a personal slump lately I have to take the time to relish in my picks for most …

News, Old Folks Wilin', Our Shame »

[14 Apr 2008 | 8 Comments | ]

Man Accused Of Trying To Sell ‘Bread-Ball’ Crack At Nursing Home

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — A 22-year-old man is accused of balling up pieces of bread and trying to sell them as crack cocaine to senior citizens in a Florida nursing …

Contest, Who is This? »

[5 Apr 2008 | 24 Comments | ]

I didn’t watch a lot of music video back when this R&B group had its glory days, so maybe you’ll have an easier time recognizing them if you did. The only hint I’ll give for now is that they’re down …

Contest, Hip Hop Is Dead., Who is This? »

[5 Apr 2008 | 14 Comments | ]

In a WWTD first, this installment of “Who Am I” features someone who first charted during this century. Will this rapper do it again or is he already a one-hit wonder?

UPDATE: Posting anonymusly is all good, but it’s a …