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"What The Eff?" Wednesday: Strange Fruit

16 April 2008 10 Comments

“What The Eff?” Wednesday has always been so easy to write because weird things just draw themselves to me. But for the last few weeks everything around me has been pretty plain vanilla. Then, at the supermarket I was drawn to a tower of tomatoes on the vine and decided to whip up some pico de gallo. The very first tomato to fall from the pyramid into my hand was this one:

That’s all.


  • Julian said:

    penis de gallo

  • Marcus LANGFORD said:

    poor tomato. it is obvious that ‘he’ is a byproduct of some weird pesticide experiment.

    p.s.-drop by to see me sometime sis :-]

    Marcus LANGFORD of MLDTees.com

  • Wanda said:

    oh my :)

    no other words really.

  • The Love Collective said:

    Is that ‘Mato real? If so, then, DAS GANGSTA!

  • Aaliyah said:

    could you imagine if this were on a guy? the biggest sack you’ve ever wanted to see…ewww.

  • KelleBelle said:

    Gross Aaliyah! Meanwhile, I think I’ve seen this tomato on youporn.

    Anywhether, I know you’ve all heard about that sicko who was busted for “making love” to his patio furniture? (Ie sticking it in where the umbrella was supposed to go.) Well if he ever decides to be a bottom, this tomato has his name written all over it.

  • theblackactor.com said:



    You touched it??!!!!


  • justjudith said:

    wow, a phallic tomato tumor — thembi, you always have the most unique stuff!

  • LaJane Galt said:

    dead @ Aaliyah


    soooo did you bite the tomatowiener?

  • Thembi said:

    I cut it off to see if it had seeds, sprinkled some salt on it, and ate it alone. I aint wastin’ 12 cents worth of good tomato!

    The rest went into the pico de gallo.

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