How Old is Old?
I’ve been paying only cursory attention to the Ice-T/Soulja Boy beef. I don’t understand how Ice-T can even be bothered to get involved in beef anymore. He should be someplace picking out Coco’s cameltoe and making sure that Law & Order: Special Victims Unit keeps bringing the ill episodes. He’s just mad old. On the other hand, Soulja Boy is not much more than a one-hit wonder who has no business trying to diss the old school. He’s just a tenderoni. While Ice-T is old enough to be my dad, Soulja Boy is jailbait. I feel so stuck in the middle, because while hip-hop is dead, Ice-T is probably not the one to bring it back. I guess that makes me “medium old.”
For your enjoyment, a legitimately funny snap-back from Soulja Boy attacking Ice-T for being an old and crusty breakdancing has-been. Pity on us all.