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"What The Eff?" Wednesday: Bald Boy For Life

18 June 2008 8 Comments

Key evidence that hip-hop is dead: There was a time when being “hot on wax” had a whole different meaning.

“While I’m getting ready I like to relax with a drink – vodka and lemonade – and listen to some James Brown,” he explains.

“Then I’ll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black.”

At this point the only phrase that comes to mind is “Unforgivable Negro.” My tolerance for Puff Daddy is at an all-time low. Publicizing his “get pretty” regimen surely has Biggie looking down from heaven with a single tear threatening to roll out of the corner of one eye.

8 Comments »

  • Ill Mami said:

    I have to admit, I have dated several men who have groomed themselves “down there.” While it might make the sex exciting, it’s not so cool when those stubbies rear their heads 2 weeks later. If you thought kissing someone with five o’clock shadow was bad, you have no idea how uncool stubblies are.

    I say, unless you’re Wolverine, leave them hairs alone.

  • Miss GypsyEyes said:

    I just hate the thought of Piddly Diddly naked *shudders* makes me feel like I need to wash.

  • Missy said:

    you and ill mami are a mess and a half…. I LOVES it!!!

  • Sara S said:

    bwahahaha

  • SingLikeSassy said:

    Maybe that’s why Kim stays on him. Man if this dude was 1/10 as cute as he thinks he is he might actually be about something.

  • Luscious Librarian said:

    All waxing of privates should be banned. Coochie gets cold!

  • Anonymous said:

    in defense of the diddy. shaving makes the dick look bigger. and unforgivable smells mad good son!

  • sdg1844 said:

    I’m LMAO. I have NO words for Sean. I just don’t.

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