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Oh, Shazza

30 July 2008 25 Comments

Gary Dourdan has a pretty significant history on this blog and has brought me more pageviews through Google Search than almost anyone, so maybe I’m a bit biased. But something about this photo strikes me as disturbing. Can I get some help here?


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  • Ginneh Akbar said:

    I won’t vote until you have an “all of the above” choice.

  • Thembi said:

    There can’t be an all of the above cuz then everyone would clearly pick it.

    At least we know he doesnt have any drugs on him.

  • Qucifer said:

    Oh Dourdan…Not You!

  • Qucifer said:

    … and how can you be sure of that “no drugs on him” statement??? SOMETHING made him wear that speedo and … umm you know there are such things as suppositories…. I’m JUST saying!

  • Thembi said:

    @Q
    I’m just saying he sure doesnt have them in the crotch area cuz there could never be room…right?…oh I give up.

  • sdg1844 said:

    Oh My! What happened to him? This is just devestating. Another fantasy man gone along w/that damn D’Angelo.

  • Phil said:

    can a light skin man live? dang. He’s just trying to get a little beach on and everybodys hatin.

  • Lucille said:

    Cille says: hemp necklace…not a good look, remove immediately for the sake of all man and womankind

  • Jazzy said:

    Thembi say it isn’t so! What went wrong? I have been in love with Gary since he appeared in Janet’s video.

    BTW it’s the thighs! They are no where near as sexy as I had envisioned them.

  • bklyn6 said:

    He doesn’t appear to be a heavy hitter. Maybe that photo is photoshopped? :-/

  • MsLindiwe said:

    I think what’s really effing him up here is that he’s all off balance. I’m not used to my Shazza looking awkward like that. It’s kind of vulnerable, really…

  • Invisible Woman said:

    I’ve seen way too many of these photos of him at different beaches. Sadly, there is no photoshopping involved :-(

  • ShAĆ© - ShAĆ© said:

    Oh boy. Everybody is getting on Gary for these pics. Just say NO! to the speedos next time Gary.

  • Nyakatillamaniac said:

    Everybody should get on dude for this mess, and he should be like any self-respecting star and sue somebady citing photoshopping, invasion of privacy, temporary insanity, anything really…and he coulda gotten a swimming cap to match his speedos which greatlyw ould have inproved this specatcle. Thembim you should link to a pic that includes his lady friend (who is no sort of friend at all letting a man go out like this)and we should do some analytical voting on what her facial expressions are really saying about this travesty. (PS- totes blogged about this hot-mess photo yesterday too)

  • apathetic bliss said:

    OK now I’m just depressed

  • thomas said:

    It’s been ten minutes since I’ve followed your link to this, this, this, well I really can’t call it. Being that I love ya Thembi I had to as least leave a comment but as far as voting goes… it just can’t be done. For it’s the total package-image-mess, that makes this so disturbing. So I leave you undecided and upset on many levels. Ocular cavities barely intact. Until next time cousin.

  • Julian said:

    You know how we bemoan the pathological way in which successful Black men date outside of the race?

    Well, Gary Dourdan is the kind of guy I wish would exclusively date white women. He’s a domestic abusing, presently unemployed crackhead with a case. And of course he’s the one exclusively dating a black woman.

    Nice one, God. I see you have jokes.

  • Regina said:

    Hey there Thembi!
    Sorry but I can’t vote because ALL OF THE ABOVE really disturbs me about this picture!!
    He looks dirty and wrong.
    Where is the Dourdan from the Janet Jackson video? THAT’S who I want to see!

  • Vanessa said:

    Honestly Thembi, it was really hard for me to choose between the good hair gone soggy or the sausage casing speedo, although I would have been happy to select all of the above if that were a choice.

  • Dara said:

    i chose the man thighs…but its something about this hammy hips. i think you should add that: ham hips.

  • blackwomenblowthetrumpet.blogspot.com said:

    Hey there Thembi!!

    I have never heard the name Gary Dourdan before….and I had never seen a photo of him either….

    So I guess I can’t vote because I don’t know what he looked like before…he wasn’t in the league of Maxwell or Lenny Kravitz surely….

    *giggles*
    Lisa

  • blackwomenblowthetrumpet.blogspot.com said:

    @ Regina

    You did not say “dirty and wrong”!!

    *LOL*

    *LOL*

    Stopppppppp!

  • Anonymous said:

    I’m mostly concerned by the finger seemingly sticking into his ass. Perhaps this is what’s putting him off balance? I know, it’s an ugly thought, but there you have it. from mill

  • Ginneh Akbar said:

    So you won’t add ‘all of the above’ but you SHOULD at least consider ‘anonymous finger up the butt’. I demand a recount.

  • Zuri said:

    Wow, well this just ruins all my Gary fantasies.

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