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Thembi Ford 22 October 2008 6 Comments

Police: ‘Heavy’ Inmate Hid Pot, Tobacco In Folds Of Stomach

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Police have filed additional charges against an inmate who they say tried to hide illegal drugs inside a Northside prison in an unusual way.

Officers said Cedric Webb, 25, was at the Montgomery Correctional Center on the Northside on Friday night when officers searching for contraband told him to lift his shirt.

According to the police report, when Webb raised his shirt, the officer saw two bags of marijuana and tobacco tucked into his stomach fat.

Investigators said the drugs then fell to the ground.

The report said Webb would not explain how he got the banned substances into the facility.

The arrest report describes Webb as 6 feet 2 inches tall and 290 pounds and his build as “heavy.”

Webb, who had been in jail since May on charges of possession of cocaine and forgery, is now charged with introduction of contraband into a detention facility and possession of marijuana.

Thembi Says: Just look at this big disgraceful jolly Negro. His proud, coon-faced expression makes me realized why the myth of the lazy colored criminal persists. AND HE’S ALREADY LOCKED UP. My carpal tunnel syndrome is acting up and I refuse to strain my hand muscles to elaborate any further on this clown.

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THE 78' MS. J said:

Lord why why why must you hide illegal drugs in your stomach fat, I can’t this is too much. I hope your carpal tunnel isn’t too bad.

# 23 October 2008 at 3:03 am

Dara said:

i think we need bernie mac for this one….

# 23 October 2008 at 8:48 pm

jazzfan360 said:

Hahahahahahaha your rundown of the jolly Negro is most fantastic.

# 24 October 2008 at 1:31 am

Regina said:

Hope your hand gets better soon…
I have no words for this hot mess…disgusting.

# 24 October 2008 at 10:16 am

ListenToLeon.net said:

LMAO that motherf*cker DOES look quite jolly! LOL @ his gut serving as a stash box

# 24 October 2008 at 2:22 pm

Kellybelle said:

ROTFLMAO…and wheezin’.

# 28 October 2008 at 5:08 pm

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Police Sketches of Black Dudes

By Thembi Ford on September 26, 2007

Police sketch artist drawings of black people are notoriously poor and rarely look like anyone in particular. I’m convinced that when asked to describe the suspect, witnesses just describe the last black male they saw, even if they last saw a black male on television. So I did a little Thembi-style experiment by going online and digging up dozens of sketches of black suspects to see just who the strong arm of the law is looking for.

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