Moo-ving Right Along…
Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct
A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening.
Allen also urinated on a neighbor’s front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there.
Allen was charged with disorderly conduct after an officer found her causing traffic problems on North Verity Parkway.
The officer’s report stated that Allen was verbally abusive to him on the trip to jail and smelled of alcohol.
The report did not speculate as to why Allen was wearing the cow suit.
Thembi Says: I’ve been really busy this week but am trying to fulfill multiple requests to post something, anything, that will get that frightening she-male off of the front page of this blog. So don’t be mad that I’m showing you the post-rampage mugshot of Yaphet Kotto’s doppelganger in a cow costume. Be mad that in spite of all of the details provided by the police, we still have no idea why homegirl was in said cow costume in the first place. Shameful stuff, sister.