Home » News, Our Shame, That Not-So-Fresh Feeling, Yipes!

Moo-ving Right Along…

1 October 2008 6 Comments

Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct

MIDDLETOWN — A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public — while wearing a cow suit.

A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening.

Allen also urinated on a neighbor’s front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there.

Allen was charged with disorderly conduct after an officer found her causing traffic problems on North Verity Parkway.

The officer’s report stated that Allen was verbally abusive to him on the trip to jail and smelled of alcohol.

The report did not speculate as to why Allen was wearing the cow suit.

Thembi Says: I’ve been really busy this week but am trying to fulfill multiple requests to post something, anything, that will get that frightening she-male off of the front page of this blog. So don’t be mad that I’m showing you the post-rampage mugshot of Yaphet Kotto’s doppelganger in a cow costume. Be mad that in spite of all of the details provided by the police, we still have no idea why homegirl was in said cow costume in the first place. Shameful stuff, sister.


  • jazzfan360 said:

    1) That’s the second time I’ve laughed at Yaphet Kotto today, thanks to the great Sheryl Underwood on Black Men Revealed (“Look at all these cute sistas sittin’ up here–I take off this wig, I look like Yaphet Kotto up in this!”)

    2) Not EVEN lying, while reading this entry I looked over at my muted TV I saw that same picture on my evening news. That mess is in Middletown OHIO, about twenty minutes away from me. I was just down there at a cookout two nights ago. What the hell is woman’s problem?! First off, ain’t no black folks in Mtown, and sh*t, if they actin like this heifer, MAYBE that’s a good thing!

  • Ginneh Akbar said:

    heifer! hahaha

  • Thembi said:


    She’s udderly ridiculous!

  • Dara said:

    ok i might be able to accept this insanity if it wasnt for those teets!


  • msladydeborah said:


    No she isn’t smiling like she is in a Got Milk? ad.

    I’m from the O-State myself and I must say that I’m glad I live far away from where she is.

    Perhaps she is sufferring from Mad Cow Disease?

    Okay…I’m going to stop..lol…

  • Blazingnickel said:

    Yaphet Kotto!!! Wow, I haven’t heard that used in a while. Great actor, but definitely not easy on the eyes.

So what do you think? Please be respectful to other readers!

Add your comment below, or trackback from your own site. You can also subscribe to these comments via RSS.

You can use these tags:
<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>

This is a Gravatar-enabled weblog. To get your own globally-recognized-avatar, please register at Gravatar.