"What The Eff?" Wednesday: La Pequeña
For those of you who have been reading for a while, you know that I post something that makes you confused/upset/sad/afraid/giggly/fearful every Wednesday. I try to be kind and dismiss my ridiculous whims, so for a long time I let La Pequeña fall by the wayside. But now I have to share these videos, which together are the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen in my life. My Spanish is limited to one college year, missing Big Pun, and the Reggaeton trend, so I don’t understand most of these. All I know is that this is a Chilean dwarf with a penchant for cross-dressing and a limited production budget.
La Pequeña Hillary Clinton: “I already forgave my husband!”
La Pequeña Amy Winehouse: I’d argue that in spite of the reduced lifespan of dwarfs, La Pequeña Amy Winehouse will far outlive the real Amy Winehouse.
La Peqeuña Sarah Palin: “Abort is no good!”
La Pequeña Shania Twain: There’s something about a dwarf in a top hat that’s simply paradoxical.
I am truly sorry you had to watch this and can never get those last five minutes of your life back.


thembi:
i only have one question…where in the hell do you find this stuff? LMAO
WTF was that? that was frickin funny and disturbing at the same time
i will never, ever forgive you for that.
i know how much you love odd little people, but im going to have to require that you stop highlighting the especially freakish ones.
but naturally, i tried to watch with an objective eye and aside from being random and disturbing, s/he’s actually not GOOD. like, okay your little. youre a cross dresser. you like to get your dance on. you like to spout random phrases. but we need more (but at the same time less bleh)
That is one ugly as drag midget!!! Funny thing is, they referenced La Pequeña on CNN tonight. They showed a little of the video when she turned into the Incredible Hulk after losing to Barack Obama. It was too funny.
Lastly, La Pequeña grill is busted like a mutha fucka!!!
Tafari
You’re so right about Amy Winehouse. “Encanto las drogas” is right.
I’m going to have nightmares, seriously. This will haunt me!
Thembi, my stomach hurts so much from this. The last time I laughed this hard was the first time I saw Borat! The Amy Winehouse one is a killa.
So what do you think? Please be respectful to other readers!
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