"What The Eff?" Wednesday: La Pequeña
For those of you who have been reading for a while, you know that I post something that makes you confused/upset/sad/afraid/giggly/fearful every Wednesday. I try to be kind and dismiss my ridiculous whims, so for a long time I let La Pequeña fall by the wayside. But now I have to share these videos, which together are the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen in my life. My Spanish is limited to one college year, missing Big Pun, and the Reggaeton trend, so I don’t understand most of these. All I know is that this is a Chilean dwarf with a penchant for cross-dressing and a limited production budget.
La Pequeña Hillary Clinton: “I already forgave my husband!”
La Pequeña Amy Winehouse: I’d argue that in spite of the reduced lifespan of dwarfs, La Pequeña Amy Winehouse will far outlive the real Amy Winehouse.
La Peqeuña Sarah Palin: “Abort is no good!”
La Pequeña Shania Twain: There’s something about a dwarf in a top hat that’s simply paradoxical.
I am truly sorry you had to watch this and can never get those last five minutes of your life back.