Who Am I?: Answer

Thembi Ford 1 December 2008 2 Comments

I’d love to say I chose this unflattering photo to clown her, but her website only has close-up photos of her eyelashes and cheekbones and random stuff like that. As usual, no prizes, just bragging rights. I’ll also give a shout out to anyone who can explain her hair styling choices.

UPDATE: Of course, this is Des’ree, as Lonebull answered like five minutes after I posted her photo. The more intriguing question regarding her hair styling choices adds credibility to my developing “Victim of The Diaspora” theory. Ms. Lindiwe put it best by commenting “The last time I was in London with another sisterfriend of mine, I asked her: why do all of the Black Brits have that “victims of transracial adoption”-looking hair?” Reginald further attempted to provide an explanation with this Zeus photo. Since I am still not fully-satisfied, rest assured that the issue of Black Brit hair will be re-explored here at WWTD in the near future.

Perhaps the confidence required to rock such nonsensical hair drives the positivity power of Des’ree’s 1994 sing-along sensation “You Gotta Be.” I never did understand that lil’ Widow’s Peak curl that she has on in this video, but this song is pure genius – it’s in everyone’s singing range, has great ad-libs, and the message, as corny as it is, really makes you feel good. Try it!

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Malcolm said:

Damn Lonebull, give a brother a chance, lol. Two seconds after looking at the photo, I knew it was Des’ree. Admittedly, those first two seconds were spent nearly jumping out of my chair because of that awful picture of her.

# 1 December 2008 at 1:02 pm

clnmike said:

Oh, is this common for the Brits?

Maybe it’s their version of the mullet.

A little bit of this a little of that, a truely worldly hair style, lol.

# 1 December 2008 at 6:45 pm

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Police Sketches of Black Dudes

By Thembi Ford on September 26, 2007

Police sketch artist drawings of black people are notoriously poor and rarely look like anyone in particular. I’m convinced that when asked to describe the suspect, witnesses just describe the last black male they saw, even if they last saw a black male on television. So I did a little Thembi-style experiment by going online and digging up dozens of sketches of black suspects to see just who the strong arm of the law is looking for.

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