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Thembi Ford 22 January 2009 6 Comments

white boy for Strong Black Goddess…. – 42

My search may be unusual but it is very serious, real, honest and direct so if You dont think You fit then please dont write back but if You are a Black Goddess interested in acquiring a white boy for Your own benefit and to use as Your personal servant, Your domestik, Your litttle house boy as well as your friend, companion and even partner then please let me know more about You. I am very attracted to open minded, Strong, somewhat agressive but also caring, understanding, maybe Bossy at times, outgoing, laid back and even Dominant…african american Women. i may not be attracted to all but to some that fit the description above and then, if there is chemistry, everything is possible. Of course there is much more than that for a good match but it is a very good start, i think. I am a 42years old white male, single, no children, D&D free, non alcoholic, somewhat timid and shy, well travelled, cultured, adventurous, opiniated with a height of 5′9, 160lbs, french is my native language and i am very open minded. i am seeking for a LTR but i am open to be the personal servant, the sub, the domestik or house boy…….of a strong Ebony Goddess…

i have a lot of interests and hobbies that i am ready to share and talk about but before doing so i will invite You, if You are really interested, to come back to me to tell me what You think.

Thembi Says: I’m mostly just mad at the graphic of the strong Ebony Goddess dangling that little domestik house boy by a string. Other than that, what Bossy (capital B) black woman doesn’t deserve to acquire a houseboy?

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ListenToLeon said:

This is more hilarious than anything else! LOL

You changed the design up over here, didn’t you? Very nice!

# 22 January 2009 at 2:41 pm

Boris said:

thank god racism is finally over
*jesse jackson tears and thumb over lips*

# 22 January 2009 at 4:12 pm

jazzfan360 said:

LMAO Boris

# 22 January 2009 at 4:33 pm

SDG said:

I love your new site. I’m laughing in sheer bemusement. This is just so ridiculous, funny and not amusing all at the same time.

# 22 January 2009 at 6:40 pm

lola gets said:

Hell, I needs me a houseboy…what city was this ad posted in??

L

# 23 January 2009 at 8:42 pm

illestmami said:

I

Just

Can’t.

# 16 February 2009 at 7:30 pm

So what do you think? Please be respectful to other readers!

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Police Sketches of Black Dudes

By Thembi Ford on September 26, 2007

Police sketch artist drawings of black people are notoriously poor and rarely look like anyone in particular. I’m convinced that when asked to describe the suspect, witnesses just describe the last black male they saw, even if they last saw a black male on television. So I did a little Thembi-style experiment by going online and digging up dozens of sketches of black suspects to see just who the strong arm of the law is looking for.

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