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Thembi Ford 2 April 2009 9 Comments

I know I’m just showing my age by not really knowing much about Plies except the unfortunate fact that his name is supposed to be “you know like a strong tool,” as he said in one interview. Negro, don’t you mean pliers? Anyway I can’t block his shine and apparently he’s bonafide enough to have a television show on the way called “Goonette.” Check out the trailer and make sure to catch the curve ball a few minutes in:

“Goonette” Trailer

I’m just not sure what to do with this in ANY direction. I love little people but I am disgusted by strippers. What to do, what to do…?

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Lawegohard said:

God will be here soon! Well, if we have to have Plies at least we got OBAMA.

# 2 April 2009 at 2:06 pm

lola gets said:

You said “little people” and “strippers” in the same sentance, and I just couldnt help but look!

L

# 2 April 2009 at 4:43 pm

missy said:

Plies is supposed to be like pliers? Just…wow. That’s like your word from yesterday…diabetus…HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

# 2 April 2009 at 5:41 pm

Dare said:

Is there anything a midget can do that’s not somehow considered inspirational?!

# 6 April 2009 at 10:04 am

john said:

Its sad

# 6 April 2009 at 6:57 pm

siditty said:

I didn’t know little people stripping was such a money making venture. Seriously. That woman scared me trying to fight the other stripper.

# 10 April 2009 at 8:55 am

Marvalus said:

I…

I can’t…

# 10 April 2009 at 2:35 pm

Hampton06 said:

real talk. plies can get it. i don’t mine (i know i spelled that incorrectly) that he dropped the “r.” please don’t judge. i read books. that makes my liking him a carbon neutral type thing.

# 20 April 2009 at 9:36 pm

Bonnie said:

My car/home/job are NON-Plies certified. I can’t even look at him on TV, I just have to turn. He is perhaps one of the most ridiculous ‘rappers’ to come along in a minute and the mere brief thought of him makes my head hurt. Yuck and yuck…

# 30 April 2009 at 9:46 pm

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Police Sketches of Black Dudes

By Thembi Ford on September 26, 2007

Police sketch artist drawings of black people are notoriously poor and rarely look like anyone in particular. I’m convinced that when asked to describe the suspect, witnesses just describe the last black male they saw, even if they last saw a black male on television. So I did a little Thembi-style experiment by going online and digging up dozens of sketches of black suspects to see just who the strong arm of the law is looking for.

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