Worst. Mom. EVER.

Thembi Ford 17 June 2009 3 Comments

From the Washington D.C. Craigslist “Talent Gigs” Section:

My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately.

Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.

Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!

Thembi Says: When I got to “unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it,” I decided that whoever wrote this post has bats in his/her belfry; when I got to “I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot,” I just let out a heavy sigh. I know this is slightly off topic, but I wonder what kind of market, if any, there really is for Lil’ Wayne impersonators. I’m sure that in fifteen years you could cold make a killing playing Lil’ Wayne on oldhead cruises and at class reunions and such. Just sayin’.

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ASmith said:

Someone sent this to me in an e-mail. I should’ve responded to the ad; instead I’m choosing to pray this is a joke.

I was most put off by the “Young Money Baby!” at the end.

Lord bless all of this.

# 17 June 2009 at 12:28 pm

tracy said:

Young Money Baby???? As a mother, I am praying this is not for real. I can’t breathe!

# 26 June 2009 at 10:05 am

Ginneh said:

I have to admit that I haven’t been keeping up with WWTD as faithfully as I should be. I’ve learned my lesson though. Who needs Prozac when there’s WWTD? Girl you’re crazy.

# 1 July 2009 at 3:37 pm

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Police Sketches of Black Dudes

By Thembi Ford on September 26, 2007

Police sketch artist drawings of black people are notoriously poor and rarely look like anyone in particular. I’m convinced that when asked to describe the suspect, witnesses just describe the last black male they saw, even if they last saw a black male on television. So I did a little Thembi-style experiment by going online and digging up dozens of sketches of black suspects to see just who the strong arm of the law is looking for.

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