Worst. Mom. EVER.
My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately.
Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.
Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!
Thembi Says: When I got to “unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it,” I decided that whoever wrote this post has bats in his/her belfry; when I got to “I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot,” I just let out a heavy sigh. I know this is slightly off topic, but I wonder what kind of market, if any, there really is for Lil’ Wayne impersonators. I’m sure that in fifteen years you could cold make a killing playing Lil’ Wayne on oldhead cruises and at class reunions and such. Just sayin’.