“What The Eff?” Wednesday: 80s Dating Reel
I’ve been super busy this week with big things happening, but it’s Wednesday so I have to at least give you something to make you go “what the eff?” real quick. It’s times like these that I wish I could talk more about dating and relationships on this blog. The kaleidoscope of young urban professionals, confused hipsters, baby boys, ethnically ambiguous immigrants, babydaddies, bitter divorcees, and aspiring rappers that is the dating spectrum for an overly open-minded thirty-something black woman such as myself is pretty entertaining stuff, but privacy comes first. Instead, check out this dating service sizzle reel from the 1980’s. Every single guy is a doozy and just might make you feel self-impressed about what you’re workin’ with.


HAHAHAH!!! This cannot be for real
ps– the illiterate guy is the best!
“I enjoy having fun.” 2:28 and “Life is a playground and I want someone to play with.” 3:18 give off major serial killer vibes. Note to self: avoid men who wear red.
2:37 Love child of Robert Dinero and Bill Pullman? Who knew?
No Doña Juanitas? Is that racist? 3:34 is like Seth Green’s daddy. And is it just me, or is the geezer with the Viking hat the least creepy one out of the bunch? I feel like I’ve been slipped a roofie just by watching this. Yuck.
hahahahaha! Why’d the one say “hi, mom”? omg.
So what do you think? Please be respectful to other readers!
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Police Sketches of Black Dudes
By Thembi Ford on September 26, 2007
Police sketch artist drawings of black people are notoriously poor and rarely look like anyone in particular. I’m convinced that when asked to describe the suspect, witnesses just describe the last black male they saw, even if they last saw a black male on television. So I did a little Thembi-style experiment by going online and digging up dozens of sketches of black suspects to see just who the strong arm of the law is looking for.
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