Aretha’s New Hat
Oh, Aretha. I love you for your participation in the phenomenon of black women and hat-wearing. However, I can’t help but think that if it’s cold enough to stick your head through a fur muff, it makes no sense to have your ample breasts exposed while doing so. You’re either cold or you’re hot – which is it? Also, there comes a point where fur just makes big folks look like Jim Henson monsters – say Snuffalupagus or Bluto from Labyrinth. Besides, we don’t want the tabloids to pick up on this and start the rumor that you’ve been eaten by a grizzly bear and insist that they have live photos of it, now do we? Just a thought.
I’d also like to add that we as a society need to stop swaddling ourselves. Between this and the Snuggie I can’t help but think it’s time to seek alternative means of comfort.
there’s a naked animal in the forest looking for their coat.
I think that’s toooo much.
I see that the shoes are masked by the poinsettias. As I stated before, them long titties are the real story, they need to be masked as well! Too much of her business is out in the street.
[...] it out here. Because it makes no sense. I’m not gonna say you look like a Jim Henson monster (I’ll leave that to my friend Thembi), but I’ll just say this — we both know you can look amazing and that didn’t [...]
it’s too late for the tabloid thing. this pic is all over with the caption – “wild beast gives birth to aretha franklin”, or some such. i want to know – where are her gays?!?! who lets her out of the house looking like that?
LOL@Alison!! Where ARE her gays???
ALL of that fur and yet approximately a foot and a half of her monster chest is exposed. Can’t be that cold.
When she dropped the red umbrella (for dramatical purposes?), I was on the floor when I noticed what was underneath. I had to beg my father not to haunt me last night, for laughing at his WOMAN.
I am not able with Ms. Aretha. I really can’t.
wow. how many chinchillas had to die for that coat/scarf-hat? 100? 1 million?
I think Aretha does this on purpose (at least i HOPE she does), otherwise she needs to be committed (she is OBVIOUSLY fashionably ill)
Hmm. An old lady once told me if I had nothing good to say, “Say Nathan.”
you know the folk in the choir was talkin’ bout her…
As a dues, paying, bra-wearing member of the the BATC, I DO NOT APPROVE! Sistah Aretha is a charter member, she should know betta!
And that hat…well, her hats done ever surprise me. I betcha this Christmas she gonna fashion a gift box into some kinda fancy headgear…
If folks are so worried about how many animals died for her coat, I’d hope they aren’t eating animals. A chinchilla has no more a right to life than a chicken or a cow.
http://monkeygoggles.com/?p=1358
Ok, not directly related to this post, but I think “Wost Celebrity Endorsements” has guest blog potential!
LOL!! I can’t believe that you are still downing the snuggie!!!
I have no words for Aretha! That ish is horrific!
I have a new OSF spot, check it out when you get a chance!
http://reginasoldschoolfridayspot.blogspot.com/
Yikes. Does it have its own Facebook page yet?
This pic is actually an improvement because I have seen shots of Aretha and her titties hanging out that are jaw droppingly horrific.
you were able to have in entry where you managed to discuss aretha franklin and Labryinth. I love you forever! LOL that was one of my favorite movies as a child
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