Martin vs. Michael

Thembi Ford 15 December 2009 4 Comments

Lawrence and Jackson, that is. I’m still trying to make sense of Michael Jackson’s four brothers and their new reality show and in doing so have fantasized about the thrashing that Jermaine would receive in a just world. I don’t mean those old school Joe Jackson beatings, I’m hoping for something supplemental to punish him for recent offenses. Anyway all of this made me think of one of the funnier gags on Martin. Check it out (and disable the annotations).

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Woe said:

Martin: You better beat it man, you better beat it…

Michael: TITO!

Martin: *Wha*

Michael: *Spark*

Woe: Dead

# 15 December 2009 at 2:48 pm

Just said:

hahaha that was funny! XD

“…Real Michael got glitter on his socks”

“I bought La Toya’s album!”

LOOOL!

# 15 December 2009 at 5:37 pm

Malcolm said:

Martin deserved to get sucker punched for falling for that “Tito” fake out.

# 15 December 2009 at 10:53 pm

Jody said:

That was great

# 21 December 2009 at 12:47 am

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Police Sketches of Black Dudes

By Thembi Ford on September 26, 2007

Police sketch artist drawings of black people are notoriously poor and rarely look like anyone in particular. I’m convinced that when asked to describe the suspect, witnesses just describe the last black male they saw, even if they last saw a black male on television. So I did a little Thembi-style experiment by going online and digging up dozens of sketches of black suspects to see just who the strong arm of the law is looking for.

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