Crazy La Toya Jackson Reunites With Bubbles
In what can only be considered continued monkey business on the part of La Toya “Least Talented Jackson” Jackson, Animal Planet arranged a reunion between her and Bubbles and she was all in. Yes a reunion with Michael’s boo Bubbles The Chimp. That’s why I called it monkey business. Get it?
I have real problems with Latoya Jackson and she make me viscerally angry. She was on thin ice with me after she played into the hands of the media and sided with Michael’s accusers during his child abuse trial in the 90’s, but the tribute video that she released in his honor several months ago took the cake. I almost burst a brain vessel trying to explain the bats in Latoya’s belfry, but gave her a pass because she was grieving. When it comes to messing with primates, though, all I can get is annoyed.
Highlights: “I would love to know if he even still remembers me because it’s been twenty something years since I’ve seen him last.” Yeah but the thing is, Latoya, at the time you didn’t look like some wayward Shari Belafonte impersonator. Can someone explain to me why anyone would wear all white everything to go play with a monkey? And why that piece of hair is sitting on her hair like that with so much self-hatred inherent in every flip of it? Just watch.
“When I look at Bubbles I see the same features from when he was extremely young, and that looks the same to me, although he’s grown a bit.” Hooker, this is a CHIMPANZEE. What else is he going to look like? Stop trying to find things to say that prove you have a personal relationship with Bubbles like you spent half of your life doing with Michael.
And guys, don’t be swayed by those crocodile tears homegirl is squeezing out during the private reunion at the end. Bubbles looked at her for a few minutes and was like “oh yeah I sure do remember this flibbertijibbet. I could really go for a banana right now. Let me wander on off.” And I know that Michael would never allow this poor animal to be traumatized by the likes of his weirdo sister so props to Latoya for finding yet another moment to try to shine now that Michael is only watching from heaven. Seriously girl, give it up. Show business is not for you if your big publicity moment is spraying water on a geriatric chimp.