The Years Have Not Been Kind To Coolio
We had such a blast with this one over at the WWTD Facebook group (say what? you haven’t joined yet? do it.) that I had to make sure everyone who reads this site saw the unfortunate time progression that is Coolio’s existence.
Contrary to your assertions, Coolio, life IS NOT a fantastic voyage of any sort. If you look left to right really fast doesn’t it remind you of a vase of wilted flowers, or that part of Indiana Jones where the Nazi chooses the wrong Holy Grail and just shrivels up? We all age and everything but there comes a time when you gotta let go of that hip hairstyle and Gangsta Paradise baby tee, dude.