I’ve been super busy this week with big things happening, but it’s Wednesday so I have to at least give you something to make you go “what the eff?” real quick. It’s times like these that I wish I could talk more about dating and relationships on this blog. The kaleidoscope of young urban professionals, confused hipsters, baby boys, ethnically ambiguous immigrants, babydaddies, bitter divorcees, and aspiring rappers that is the dating spectrum for an overly open-minded thirty-something black woman such as myself is pretty entertaining stuff, but privacy comes first. Instead, check out this dating service sizzle reel from…

I don’t really use Myspace anymore. I still maintain a profile and log on once in a blue moon and every single time I’m greeted by friend requests from the likes of …

I know exactly what happened here…

white boy for Strong Black Goddess…. – 42

My search may be unusual but it is very serious, real, honest and direct so if You dont think You fit then please dont write back but if You are a Black Goddess interested in acquiring a white boy for Your own benefit and to use as Your personal servant, Your domestik, Your litttle house boy as well as your friend, companion and even partner then please let me know more about You. I am very attracted to open minded, Strong, somewhat agressive…

I’m pushing thirty, I’m single, and I spend most of my time at a computer. Is it any wonder that I’ve dabbled in online dating? The sad thing is that 90% of what I encountered was sheer nonsense. It wasn’t all bad but I’ve decided to unsubscribe and never look back.

My favorite type of comedy is that which is so utterly random, yet points out enough of a trend that while laughing you feel both in-the-know and sick-minded at the same time. Mexican Muffintops is just that. I am not responsible.

Siditty just wants us to wring our hands at this chilling photo (or is it funny? sad?). Let her know what you think.

I’m broke and I entertain you for free. Can someone buy me this watch? Please?

Muze has…

After the meaningless nonsense of the past few days, in fact, past few years, I’ve finally accepted that Black Love is in a bit of trouble. I ADORE Black Love itself – as corny as it may sound, there’s something so intensely beautiful about the concept that has made me seek it almost exclusively. At my age I’m finally trying to take the idea of settling down seriously, but my usual approach to life has not been cutting the mustard. I’m far from desperate and haven’t had much trouble catching who I want. But I believe in fate, luck…

Apr 24, 2007 10:38 PM
Subject: hi beautiful

hey pretty! how are you sweetie? do you have a man?

Apr 24, 2007 11:53 PM
Subject: wow

wow no response sweetie. whats up with that?

Apr 25, 2007 8:00 PM
Subject: No Subject

Are you sane? I know a thousand women who would love for me to talk to them!!!!!!!!!!! Your lost boop!

Thembi Says: No comment this time. Really…

It seems as though the world has caught on to my spot blowing tendencies, so messages from weirdos have been in short supply. Fortunately, I’ve rubbed off on my dear friend Emily, who received this craziness on Facebook:

Hello!
I just wanted to drop in and let you know how beautiful you are when I went through your profile that I’m thinking about you today,and hoping the day is going great for you.
Please i will like to chat with you on yahoo email or by mobile. I…

Subject: you are avery beautiful and lovely lady.
Message:

hello .

how are you doing hope fine if so glory be to God who has made me a member of this site where i have found you to be the only beautifull lady that has cought my fancy because i can see in you that you are outgoing and straight forward in what you are doing, well my name is kingsley nigeria working and living in ghana accra west africa. i will like us…