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[24 Apr 2008 | 3 Comments | ]

Florida man charged with filming 85-year-old woman for gangsta video


A Florida man is facing elder abuse charges after he allegedly filmed his senile 85-year-old grandmother wearing a ski mask and holding a gun for a “Gangstas and Thugs” street…

Bad Grammar, Celebutainment, Feel Smarter, Not Racist Cuz It's True., Our Shame »

[3 Apr 2008 | 8 Comments | ]

“They need us to manipulate and do the bad shit because we conversate and our colour is friendly with other peoples. This colour” – he traces a loving finger down his cheek – “is friendly with every country. That white

At Least They're Not Black..., Feel Smarter, News »

[19 Mar 2008 | 3 Comments | ]

Remember the movie Car Wash (the 1976 version, not the updated coon-fest from a few years ago)? Do you remember the plotline with the ex-con (played by Bill Duke), who attempts to rob the carwash after losing his job there?…

Feel Smarter, White People Is Funny. »

[28 Aug 2007 | 5 Comments | ]

I was so ready for her to start talking about Mexicans, I’m not sure why.

Nancy, please post a comment with some big vocabulary words and in-depth analysis and repair the tarnished image of the Southern Beauty Queen…

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Feel Smarter, Jet Magazine, What the Eff? »

[22 Aug 2007 | 8 Comments | ]

A friend and I have a long-running private joke involving her giving me the Jet Brothers Swimsuit calendar every year. The men in the calendar are hilariously disturbing enough that I plan to post a few of them in the future, in fact I wouldn’t deprive you of it! But the corniness of the calendar itself, as one would expect from Jet magazine and, furthermore, from anything that uses the word ‘brother’ in its title, is unsurpassed. In spite of its inclusion of uselessly black ‘holidays’ such as the date when Ebony Magazine was founded, calendars are useful things (as are bare-chested men), so I keep the calendar on my wall. At the end of July I glanced at it to get the date to write a check. Because Johnson Publishing likes its paper so shiny the pic is blurry so you have to double-click to view it full size. But can you tell me what’s wrong with this picture?

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[15 Aug 2007 | 7 Comments | ]

HUNH!??!?! Did you get so cracked out that you forgot you were on ILLEGAL DRUGS?

Woman calls police about ‘fake’ cocaine
Mon Aug 13, 4:32 PM ET

ROCHELLE, Ga. – A woman was arrested after she called police to…

At Least They're Not Black..., Bad Grammar, Feel Smarter, News »

[21 Jun 2007 | 10 Comments | ]

N.Z. couple can’t name their son ’4real’

Associated Press, June 21, 7:45 AM EST

New Zealand authorities have blocked a couple’s bid to officially name their new son “4real,” saying numerals are not allowed.

Pat and Sheena Wheaton said…

At Least They're Not Black..., Celebutainment, Feel Smarter »

[15 Jun 2007 | One Comment | ]

“George Lopez starts speaking to my father in Spanish, and my dad says, ‘I don’t speak Mexican.’ I turned purple. I love my papa. But he has no filter.”

- Jessica Alba, US Weekly

I got

Feel Smarter, News, Spot Blowing, That Not-So-Fresh Feeling »

[12 Jun 2007 | 4 Comments | ]

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These big stupid fat black people are standing outside showing their support for Paris Hilton. I’m going to ignore that man who looks like a child molester on the left and focus on these wanna-be weather girls talkin’ about…