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Crime of Fashion, Dating, Haterade, My Life, Not Racist Cuz It's True., That Not-So-Fresh Feeling »

[15 Mar 2010 | 11 Comments | ]
Regarding Online Dating Ads, St. Patrick’s Day, and Being A Black Lady

The whole online dating thing is beyond out of control. This weekend BlackPeopleMeet.com tried to break fly and use a picture of D’Angelo in a Facebook ad, so I roasted them appropriately and moved on. But then this morning I opened my e-mail to find this:

Direct your gaze to the upper left-hand corner. Did a Black Big Beautiful Women dating site just send me a St. Paddy’s Day promotion?

Let me explain. A few years ago I did an online dating experiment. I

Black C-Listers, Celebutainment, Good Hair Gone Bad, Haterade, Jacko, Miscegenation, Music »

[5 Mar 2010 | 4 Comments | ]
This Week’s Love/Hate Relationship With Black Pop Culture

I don’t usually start with something I hate, but as you’ve surely heard by now hip-hop legend Guru is having serious health issues and is in the hospital after a string of crises involving a heart attack, asthma attack, and coma. As if the unfortunate nature of these events isn’t enough, the internet is abuzz with accusations that his producer Solar (or “Superproducer Solar,” as he prefers to be called) is blocking the family’s access to Guru, didn’t even notify them that he’d been hospitalized for nearly a month before he went into a coma, and is currently making key…

Celebutainment, Haterade, Hip Hop Is Dead., Jet Magazine, My Life, That Not-So-Fresh Feeling, The Negro Channel »

[23 Apr 2008 | 9 Comments | ]

Sometimes things happen that make me lose the ability to conjugate verbs properly.

I tried to write about Bob Johnson and his nonsense last week, but I was just in too good of a mood. Now that the world has smacked me back into my normal sense of disdain, I can finally say “House Negro, is you serious?” to him. He can support Billary or pull a Nino Brown by capitalizing on the crackish yearn for vulgarity in the black community if he likes. But going around pretending that he’s not really one of the Jacksons? Not Ok.…

Haterade, Our Shame »

[14 Mar 2008 | 20 Comments | ]
This post has been a long time coming because I wanted to make THE definitive list of black people I can’t stand. I quickly realized that to be realistic, I need more flexibility than that. There is so much hate to go ’round, especially since I’ve been really nice lately … It may be MY problem that I can’t stand them; they may have done nothing wrong but be themselves and try to make a little money and they may not bother you one bit. But to me, these people deserve at least a demerit.

Celebutainment, Haterade, Spot Blowing, That Not-So-Fresh Feeling »

[7 Dec 2007 | 8 Comments | ]


The folks at O Hell Nawl hipped me to the fraudulence of Vivica Fox’s booking sheet for her recent DUI arrest. If you look closely, it lists her weight at 115 pounds – she didn’t even weigh 115 back when she was on Out All Night! I have no tolerance for such blatant lying and because of her bad cosmetic surgery, drunk driving, and diva delusions, I just have to blow her spot today…

Possible Explanations for the Number 115 on Vivica Fox’s Arrest Report:…

Crime of Fashion, Haterade, Spot Blowing »

[14 Sep 2007 | 10 Comments | ]

I’m still in a hateful mood, so I’m just going to talk trash on people’s outfits and random photos to make myself feel superior.

I understand that people have always told you that you look like Frasier Crane in the face, but that doesn’t mean you have to go out dressed like his exact evil opposite.