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[28 Jan 2009 | 3 Comments | ]
Least. Cuddly. Teddy Bear. EVAR.

‘Teddy Bear’ faces federal charges

Wednesday, January 28, 2009 | 9:30 AM
Tedddy Bear Paradise

The FBI filed federal charges this week against a Durham woman for allegedly threatening to kill her probation officer.

In a criminal complaint filed with

News, Web Stuff, What the Eff? »

[23 Jan 2009 | 2 Comments | ]

You know how sometimes you see a news item that’s so ridiculous you think it must really be a Daily Show segment, then you realize that it’s way too elaborate to even be that, and then you think it must …

Feel Smarter, News, Our Shame »

[11 Dec 2008 | 3 Comments | ]

Advice: Don’t lie about your name when it’s on your neck

If you’re going to give the police a fake name, you might not want to have your real name tattooed on your neck.

That’s what St. Paul police say …

News, Our Shame, Yipes! »

[9 Dec 2008 | 8 Comments | ]

The Cosby Show Gets Turned Into A Porn Movie


Doctor Huxtable goes XXX

Bill Cosby’s beloved sitcom The Cosby Show has been given an x-rated re-style – it’s set to be turned into a porn movie spoof.

The hit 1980s …

At Least They're Not Black..., News, Politics, Yipes! »

[6 Dec 2008 | 6 Comments | ]

I don’t know much about Romania, but this clip of a televised Romanian election debate demonstrates that they are GANGSTA over there.

Apparently, the woman called the man “a bidet,” and the man said that she “has a face like …

At Least They're Not Black..., News »

[17 Nov 2008 | 6 Comments | ]

Snake man inserts live snake up nose and out of mouth


This is ‘Snake Manu’, an Indian man who makes a living from this eye-watering trick of inserting live grass snakes into his nostrils and pulling them out of his

Celebutainment, Good Hair Gone Bad, News, Our Shame »

[27 Oct 2008 | 7 Comments | ]

Lord have mercy. You know I love to provide thorough investigations of light & curly hotties from back in the day who have now lost their paths in life, and the “Good Hair Gone Bad: Debarge” installment is still one …

Feel Smarter, News, Our Shame, Spot Blowing, That Not-So-Fresh Feeling »

[22 Oct 2008 | 6 Comments | ]

Police: ‘Heavy’ Inmate Hid Pot, Tobacco In Folds Of Stomach


JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Police have filed additional charges against an inmate who they say tried to hide illegal drugs inside a Northside prison in an unusual way.

Officers said Cedric …

News, Politics, That Not-So-Fresh Feeling »

[3 Oct 2008 | 9 Comments | ]


Just like most of you, I sat in front of my television on Thursday night waiting – no, hoping – that Sarah Palin would say something so ridiculous that the Republican ticket would be rendered irrelevant due to the sheer …

News, Our Shame, That Not-So-Fresh Feeling, Yipes! »

[1 Oct 2008 | 6 Comments | ]

Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct

MIDDLETOWN — A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public — while wearing a cow suit.

A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in …

Little People, News »

[17 Sep 2008 | 3 Comments | ]


He Pingping from Inner Mongolia, China’s autonomous region, the world’s smallest man sits on the lap of Svetlana Pankratova from Russia, the Queen of Longest Legs, as they pose at Trafalgar Square in London, Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2008. Pingping, born

Celebutainment, News »

[12 Aug 2008 | 18 Comments | ]

There is a little insecure nappyheaded black girl still deep down inside of me who was told early on that dark skin, full features, and nappy hair are very beautiful. Shortly afterward, that same little girl realized that “most people”, …

News, The Black Archives »

[9 Aug 2008 | 3 Comments | ]

The loss of such a strong and original comedic presence at such a young age aside, the worst of it all is that we just lost a brilliant, colored-actin’ fool. Bernie Mac could act up in a way that too …

At Least They're Not Black..., Dating, News, Our Shame, Spot Blowing, Web Stuff, Yipes! »

[7 Aug 2008 | 4 Comments | ]


My favorite type of comedy is that which is so utterly random, yet points out enough of a trend that while laughing you feel both in-the-know and sick-minded at the same time. Mexican Muffintops is just that. I am not …

News, Politics »

[6 Aug 2008 | 7 Comments | ]

I’ve pretty much tried to stay out of the race-relations fray when it comes to this “very special episode” of the American Presidency known as Election 2008. The main reason is a rather shallow one: my nerves won’t allow me …