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[5 Aug 2008 | 8 Comments | ]

JACKSONVILLE, FL — An unhappy Subway customer called 911 not once, but twice to complain to police that his sandwich was not made to his liking.

Reginald Peterson called the Jacksonville Sheriffs Office in hopes that police could have his …

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[4 Aug 2008 | 2 Comments | ]

What kind of operation is blogger running? I logged on to post on Friday morning and was greeted with this:

Excuse me? Terms of Service violations? My blog may be deleted? Don’t. you. dare. Is Blogger throwing red text up …

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[28 Jul 2008 | 5 Comments | ]

Piglet with monkey’s face

Villagers were shocked after a monkey-like piglet was born in China
Curious locals flocked to the home of owner Feng Changlin after news of the piglet spread in Fengzhang village, Xiping township.

“It’s hideous. No one …

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[24 Jul 2008 | 8 Comments | ]

Olympic athlete’s grandmother, 78, chased and caught a mugger

Pearline Williamson, whose grandson is 100m runner Simeon Williamson, was out shopping when a young woman ran past her, pulling the purse from her hand. Without a thought for her own …

Hip Hop Is Dead., News, Our Shame »

[24 Jun 2008 | 8 Comments | ]

I’ve been paying only cursory attention to the Ice-T/Soulja Boy beef. I don’t understand how Ice-T can even be bothered to get involved in beef anymore. He should be someplace picking out Coco’s cameltoe and making sure that Law &

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[12 Jun 2008 | 6 Comments | ]

I know I’m late on this week’s “What The Eff?” but did you REALLY need to look at this foolishness yesterday as opposed to today?

Man arrested with beef sticks and ‘hot sausages’ in pants


Bad Grammar, Long Live the Colored Race!, News, Not Racist Cuz It's True. »

[12 Jun 2008 | 9 Comments | ]

Fox News Houston reporter Isiah Carey is a seasoned journalist and my new favorite person. His hilarious and magnificently-colored news report outtakes give much-needed shape to a backhanded compliment that most of us have received before – “articulate.” We can’t …

Good Hair Gone Bad, News, Spot Blowing, What the Eff?, White People Is Funny., Yipes! »

[2 May 2008 | 3 Comments | ]

This has been a crazy week for me, so posting has been slow, but a few things have happened that have made me consider a new career as a psychic.

On March 20, I posted a video of Pauly Shore’s

At Least They're Not Black..., Feel Smarter, News, Old Folks Wilin' »

[24 Apr 2008 | 3 Comments | ]

Florida man charged with filming 85-year-old woman for gangsta video

A Florida man is facing elder abuse charges after he allegedly filmed his senile 85-year-old grandmother wearing a ski mask and holding a gun for a “Gangstas and Thugs” street …

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[14 Apr 2008 | 8 Comments | ]

Man Accused Of Trying To Sell ‘Bread-Ball’ Crack At Nursing Home

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — A 22-year-old man is accused of balling up pieces of bread and trying to sell them as crack cocaine to senior citizens in a Florida nursing …

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[31 Mar 2008 | 2 Comments | ]

Seder caters to blacks, Jews with collard greens, sans ham

Palm Beach Post Religion Writer
Monday, March 31, 2008

Besides the traditional bitter herbs and sweet wine, a Passover seder on Thursday will include unexpected treats: collard greens and sweet …

At Least They're Not Black..., Feel Smarter, News »

[19 Mar 2008 | 3 Comments | ]

Remember the movie Car Wash (the 1976 version, not the updated coon-fest from a few years ago)? Do you remember the plotline with the ex-con (played by Bill Duke), who attempts to rob the carwash after losing his job there? …

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[13 Dec 2007 | 17 Comments | ]

I’m not too into traditional gender roles and I absoultely loved the bathrooms during my trip to Japan, but I’m just not with this.

40% of Japanese men sit down to pee, survey shows

About 40 percent of adult …

At Least They're Not Black..., News »

[1 Dec 2007 | 10 Comments | ]

Man Accused of Slipping Girlfriend Abortion Pill

I see. So he got his jump-off pregnant – not once but twice – and tricked her into miscarrying – not once, but twice? My understanding of Hinduism is that you can’t be …

Good Hair Gone Bad, News »

[30 Nov 2007 | 13 Comments | ]

So what if I had a crush on Gary Dourdan when he played Shazza on A Different World? And so what further if I still kind of have a crush on him when I see him on CSI? …