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Our Shame, Spot Blowing »

[31 Jan 2008 | 14 Comments | ]


Mom Who Left Kids for Nigerian Groom Arrested

A woman accused of leaving eight children with little food and no money while she traveled to Africa to marry a man she met on the Internet has been arrested. Shanell…

Bad Grammar, Our Shame, What the Eff? »

[14 Nov 2007 | 14 Comments | ]

I live in Philadelphia where there is no real public access television, otherwise I’m sure I’d have a show by now (speaking of which, what would you think about a Thembi radio podcast? I’m considering it). Since it’s all about…

Long Live the Colored Race!, Our Shame »

[6 Nov 2007 | 42 Comments | ]

I skipped obvious things like slavery, racism, and crack in order to focus on things that ONLY black folk can control starting today.

1. “The Corner Store”. Also known as “The Chinese Store” or “The Ghetto Store.” Unlike a bodega,…

Celebutainment, Coonery, Our Shame »

[31 Oct 2007 | 6 Comments | ]

I’ve been sick the last few days so am way behind on posting, but I can’t let Halloween pass without at least a little fanfare.

What is all at once, frightening, classic, insulting, horrifying, shameful, hilarious, cooneriffic, woeful, puzzling, prophetic,…

Our Shame »

[29 Oct 2007 | 7 Comments | ]

Imagine being a black businessman. You build your own business from the bottom up and finally have enough money set aside for a local commercial to drive sales. After brainstorming with your supporters and coming up with a theme for…

Bad Grammar, Our Shame, What the Eff? »

[17 Oct 2007 | 10 Comments | ]

I hate the word “Ebonics” just because of its cheesy root-word “ebony.” I feel the same way about kinte cloth, Kwanzaa, and the word “Nubian.” All of this justified disdain aside, I think the way that black people speak is…

Our Shame, The Negro Channel »

[15 Oct 2007 | 14 Comments | ]

Anything sponsored by BET is doomed to a special brand of impenetrable coonery. A sort of vortex of porchmonkey-business that envelops every single attendee, if you will. This, therefore, is a somewhat expected result:

Now, on the left we…

Long Live the Colored Race!, News, Our Shame, What the Eff? »

[12 Oct 2007 | 10 Comments | ]

Amid furor, DJ cancels party for ‘light-skinned’ black women

‘I made a mistake,’ local party promoter says after Internet backlash.

DETROIT — A local DJ and party promoter retreated Thursday from a plan to sponsor a bash that would…

Not Racist Cuz It's True., Our Shame, What the Eff?, Yipes! »

[26 Sep 2007 | 22 Comments | ]

lldouble

Police sketch artist drawings of black people are notoriously poor and rarely look like anyone in particular. I’m convinced that when asked to describe the suspect, witnesses just describe the last black male they saw, even if they last saw a black male on television. So I did a little Thembi-style experiment by going online and digging up dozens of sketches of black suspects to see just who the strong arm of the law is looking for.

Our Shame, What the Eff? »

[19 Sep 2007 | 18 Comments | ]

My sister and I were sitting in my apartment watching bad TV when the show Cheaters came on. This show is always ridiculous but we stopped to watch because the investigating party was an older black woman who just seemed…

Our Shame »

[19 Jul 2007 | 5 Comments | ]

Baby Mama Drama: The Child Support Court Talk Show is a startling documentary that delivers a message about saving our children, bringing together experts and parents from throughout the northeast and mid-Atlantic regions to share stories, emotions and concerns about

News, Old Folks Wilin', Our Shame »

[11 Jul 2007 | No Comment | ]
Usually the point of ‘What the Eff Wednesday’ is that I show a real photo that I took of something ridiculous, but my cellphone was holding my backlog of photo nonsense when it got crushed to smithereens last weekend.

Our Shame, What the Eff? »

[3 Jul 2007 | 4 Comments | ]

I know, I know. Some people need weaves, so some people gotta buy hair. And since third world countries have to generate incomes somehow, we can’t just buy European or Asian hair, we need Indian hair. Black women crave…