It’s usually beyond the purview of this blog for me to share my personal life. For the most part it’s way less interesting than the random things I conjure up to discuss. But this wack nigga called me to duty…

Apr 24, 2007 10:38 PM
Subject: hi beautiful

hey pretty! how are you sweetie? do you have a man?

Apr 24, 2007 11:53 PM
Subject: wow

wow no response sweetie. whats up with that?

Apr 25, 2007…

This has been a crazy week for me, so posting has been slow, but a few things have happened that have made me consider a new career as a psychic.

On March 20, I posted a video of Pauly…

Mom Who Left Kids for Nigerian Groom Arrested

A woman accused of leaving eight children with little food and no money while she traveled to Africa to marry a man she met on the Internet has been arrested. Shanell…

The folks at O Hell Nawl hipped me to the fraudulence of Vivica Fox’s booking sheet for her recent DUI arrest. If you look closely, it lists her weight at 115 pounds – she didn’t even weigh 115 back…

Nick Ashford has always been questionable because of that hair, but do I have to see him wearing that glittery Gay-maican shirt and white pants after Labor Day – with pleats!?!?!?

Funny enough, this isn’t much of an update because…

I’m still in a hateful mood, so I’m just going to talk trash on people’s outfits and random photos to make myself feel superior.

I understand that people have always told you that you look like Frasier Crane…

I’m not saying she deserved to get shot for this, but here’s Remy Ma’s alleged shooting victim being a materialistic hoodrat on her MySpace page. I remember taking a picture kind of like this in eighth grade when me and…

Remy Ma was arrested for attempted murder this weekend after shooting her long-time friend in the stomach over what appears to be some cash. I dig her brand of hardcore chick hip-hop (she killed it on the Ante Up Remix),…

Eddie Murphy, you ARE the father… like we didn’t already know.

What celebrity accuses another of being the father of her child when she’s not sure? Especially when, in spite of her short-lived TRUE celebrity, Scary Spice could afford…

I’m old. That means I have jawns from so far back in the day that it wouldn’t have occurred to me to search for info or pics on them when they were around. So I…

These big stupid fat black people are standing outside showing their support for Paris Hilton. I’m going to ignore that man who looks like a child molester on the left and focus on these wanna-be weather girls talkin’ about…