For those of you who have been reading for a while, you know that I post something that makes you confused/upset/sad/afraid/giggly/fearful every Wednesday. I try to be kind and dismiss my ridiculous whims, so for a long time I let…

Just like most of you, I sat in front of my television on Thursday night waiting – no, hoping – that Sarah Palin would say something so ridiculous that the Republican ticket would be rendered irrelevant due to the sheer…

Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct

MIDDLETOWN — A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public — while wearing a cow suit.

A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in…

Cross-dressing prostitute accused of robbing man of nearly $400

A cross-dressing prostitute is behind bars after allegedly holding a man at knife point.

Michael B. Thomas, 27, was arrested Friday night along Orange Blossom Trail. The john pulled into a…

Until watching her speak at the Republican National Convention, I was stumped by the phrase “Vice-President Palin.” As cute is she is supposed to be, I still think that she looks like her nose is attached to her glasses. Her…

Much in the same way that it’s inappropriate to say negative things about church-sangin’, if someone makes any old haphazard song about departed loved ones we’re supposed to stay mum on how horrible it is. In this case, I…

It’s usually beyond the purview of this blog for me to share my personal life. For the most part it’s way less interesting than the random things I conjure up to discuss. But this wack nigga called me to duty…

Sometimes things happen that make me lose the ability to conjugate verbs properly.

I tried to write about Bob Johnson and his nonsense last week, but I was just in too good of a mood. Now that the world has…

The folks at O Hell Nawl hipped me to the fraudulence of Vivica Fox’s booking sheet for her recent DUI arrest. If you look closely, it lists her weight at 115 pounds – she didn’t even weigh 115 back…

Dreamgirls never seemed quite so disturbing. Showtunes and optional orthodontics brought us to this juncture.

Thanks for the video Nancy. I now see the dangers of too-tight and unecessary headbands. May I never touch or reference my dog’s privates…

Remy Ma was arrested for attempted murder this weekend after shooting her long-time friend in the stomach over what appears to be some cash. I dig her brand of hardcore chick hip-hop (she killed it on the Ante Up Remix),…

Is it harder to prioritize when you need a touch-up?

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Eddie Murphy, you ARE the father… like we didn’t already know.

What celebrity accuses another of being the father of her child when she’s not sure? Especially when, in spite of her short-lived TRUE celebrity, Scary Spice could afford…

These big stupid fat black people are standing outside showing their support for Paris Hilton. I’m going to ignore that man who looks like a child molester on the left and focus on these wanna-be weather girls talkin’ about…