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[21 Jan 2008 | 15 Comments | ]


The new rule for Martin Luther King Day is that his name should not come out of your mouth on some nonsense. Examples:

Lil’ Wayne on how to handle beef: “You’d expect me to pay somebody to do it? You…

Good Hair Gone Bad, The Black Archives »

[18 Jan 2008 | 18 Comments | ]

For the first time, Good Hair Gone Bad is going to have to be extended to an entire family, because choosing just one of them simply wouldn’t do the concept of good hair that has clearly gone bad justice. The…

Long Live the Colored Race!, The Black Archives, The Black Version »

[24 Dec 2007 | 17 Comments | ]

Charles Dickens’A Christmas Carol is one of the most re-made stories in the history of literature, and if you have never seen the black version, John Grin’s Christmas starring Robert Guillaume as the Scrooge character, you are far from alone.…

Black C-Listers, The Black Archives »

[8 Dec 2007 | 18 Comments | ]

Maybe it’s just me, but do people in your office accidentally call you by other black employee’s names, even if you’re lightskinned, weigh 250 lbs, and have an afro, and the name you get called belongs to a dark little…

Colored But Canceled, Long Live the Colored Race!, The Black Archives »

[3 Dec 2007 | 12 Comments | ]

By now I’m sure you have all realized that I grew up watching a lot of television (latch-key kids, holla!), and because of that, the era where there was a new black sitcom premiering nearly every week was one of…

Coonery, Most Memorable Episodes, The Black Archives »

[11 Nov 2007 | 15 Comments | ]
Most Memorable Episodes: Martin!

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Martin is the show that defined my high-school years and shaped my personal brand of comedy – we often forget how revolutionary it was at the time. Martin Lawrence didn’t mind cussing, he didn’t mind playing stereotypes, and he didn’t mind intense physical comedy, which is what really made Martin a genuine success (until Gina left the show and it jumped the shark). My past Most Memorable Episodes” posts have had 5 episodes each, but for Martin I had a hard time narrowing things down so I had to add a few bonus clips. But the best part is that hundreds of episodes are available on YouTube for your viewing pleasure, so if you have time

The Black Archives »

[2 Aug 2007 | 3 Comments | ]

Wow. This ad for Listerine is from 1973, well before Electric Company. I like when he goes “well looky here.”

Black C-Listers, Fresh Black Girls, The Black Archives »

[6 Jul 2007 | One Comment | ]

Only Bebe Drake (sometimes Drake-Massey) could have played David Allen Grier’s mother carrying a bucket of chitlins in Boomerang. Or howabout the episode of Martin where we find out “You gotta go to work on Myra’s feet,” then Gina…

Fresh Black Girls, The Black Archives »

[2 Jul 2007 | 4 Comments | ]

I can’t say enough about BernNadette Stanis aka Thelma Evans. She was always so dope because aside from just being pretty, she was so sweet but always got with J.J.’s old beanpole jokes. She may be the most desired…

Black C-Listers, The Black Archives »

[22 Jun 2007 | 5 Comments | ]

Bill Cobbs specializes in playing “the old black dude” and has over 100 television and film credits to his name. He was the old black dude in single episodes of over 30 television shows, including

Long Live the Colored Race!, Politics, The Black Archives »

[20 Jun 2007 | No Comment | ]

I want to identify all of the little white pre-teen girls who are putting this Obama poster up and put them through Afrophiles Anonymous.

Fresh Black Girls, The Black Archives »

[20 Jun 2007 | No Comment | ]

If you had cable in 1994 you saw Lenny Kravitz’s “Are You Gonna Go My Way” video, a song that was so popular that your parents kept insisting that it was a remake. This

Long Live the Colored Race!, Most Memorable Episodes, The Black Archives »

[20 Jun 2007 | 7 Comments | ]

For the record, I had a HUGE crush on Dwayne.


Do You Remember:

5. The one where that guy robs Raj and Rerun’s apartment around Christmas and keeps saying “Right…right…gotcha.”

4. Rerun becomes a page at NBC and dreams that…

Black C-Listers, The Black Archives »

[15 Jun 2007 | 7 Comments | ]

It is my pleasure and duty to profile an obscure black c-list actor or actress every Friday. When it comes to black actors only Denzel and Halle, for example, are a-list, most others, like Regina King…

Fresh Black Girls, The Black Archives »

[12 Jun 2007 | 2 Comments | ]

Before I even really get started here I wanted to make sure to archive all of the “Fresh Black Girls” I can think of. In fact, from here on out I will be discussing and posting a nice pic of…