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Long Live the Colored Race!, What the Eff?, White People Dancing »

[11 Aug 2008 | 2 Comments | ]

Happy Monday, Guys. Judging by how things are starting off, this should be quite a week.

By the way, can we agree that the editing in this video is disturbingly similar to the technique that the maistream media often uses to misquote the man?…

Hip Hop Is Dead., What the Eff?, White People Dancing, White People Is Funny. »

[1 Jul 2008 | 7 Comments | ]

No relation to AverageBro, Danny Blaze is just a middle class guy trying to make it in this here rap game, track by Fisher Price® My First Freestyle, wardrobe by Forman Mills. I am so sorry you have to see this at all, but once you watch his mullet morph away before your very eyes I’m sure you’ll be intrigued enough to listen to the entire thing.…

At Least They're Not Black..., Web Stuff, White People Dancing, White People Is Funny. »

[27 May 2008 | 12 Comments | ]

I’d like this kid to become the next YouTube star because he has all of the ingredients of internet fame. The desperately forced dancing. His delusionally self-impressed facial expressions and instructional commentary. That green shirt, which seems to be strangling him. He makes me smile, feel superior, and fuels my hatred of T-Pain’s music all at once. Enjoy.…

Hip Hop Is Dead., White People Dancing, White People Is Funny. »

[30 Nov 2007 | 12 Comments | ]

Please just give this 30 seconds and you’ll see.

I kind of find it touching when white people refer to their butts as something to talk about and I think they were creative for this. But I don’t think they should be allowed to adopt any black children, just in case they were interested in doing so…

Hip Hop Is Dead., Random Nostalgia, White People Dancing, White People Is Funny. »

[25 Sep 2007 | 15 Comments | ]

I know I’ve been kind of hard on Hip-Hop lately but according to Fruity Pebbles vs Hip-Hop, 95% of you refuse to consider Barney Rubble on the mic a disgrace. Poor Pras.

I wouldn’t want to leave our female MC’s out of this so I dug up one of my favorite mainstream hip-hop efforts. You have to be a real weirdo to remember the 1989 movie Teen Witch, but since I am a weirdo, here is my favorite scene where the girl with the magic powers gives her friend the power of hot fiyyaah to get all crunk in…

Politics, White People Dancing, White People Is Funny. »

[14 Jun 2007 | 4 Comments | ]

AJ and his girlfriend were watching this video on the final episode of The Sopranos, so I decided to hunt it down so that we could all get a really good look at who is running this country.

My mom always says that white people dance to the beat of the cymbal. But this…this is inexcusable.

By the way, I hate when Africans get all ingratiating and over-welcoming like that. Look at a foreign aid report and THEN go bust a move with GW and see how much two-steppin you do…

Music, White People Dancing »

[13 Jun 2007 | No Comment | ]
I’m going through this spunky white chick music phase right now that you should join me in.

Totally New: Yelle, “Je Veux Te Voir”
If you think French people are irritating, skip ahead. Personally they crack me up. Yelle is this new “booty-pop” artist as she calls herself, and this song is actually a dis track attacking the misogynistic lyrics of French rap group TTC’s frontman Cuizinier. A loose translation? The chorus is “I want to see you in a porno film with your small penis so everyone knows about you.” It’s ok if you don’t understand it, the