This has been a banner week for the black bourgeoisie - not only were we finally allowed to upgrade Bob Johnson from bourgie to an official "house negro," once we heard that Akon lied about his extended stay in jail and "only" has one felony, we had the chance to ask ourselves "how is any
number of felonies or any
time upstate an "only"? While it's sad that the bar has been set so low on both ends of the spectrum, it proves that the bouge' is real. And it has been exemplified onscreen through 80% of the roles that these fine actors have portrayed.