Dating, My Life, Spot Blowing »

I’m old. That means I have jawns from so far back in the day that it wouldn’t have occurred to me to search for info or pics on them when they were around. So I started with my sophomore year …

At Least They're Not Black..., Celebutainment, Feel Smarter »

“George Lopez starts speaking to my father in Spanish, and my dad says, ‘I don’t speak Mexican.’ I turned purple. I love my papa. But he has no filter.”

– Jessica Alba, US Weekly

I got my eye on you,

General »

Do me a quick favor… play a prank or stalk someone using www.callcondom.com. It lets you make calls from your own phone that display a made-up caller id number to whomever and you can try it for free. I …

Politics, White People Dancing, White People Is Funny. »

AJ and his girlfriend were watching this video on the final episode of The Sopranos, so I decided to hunt it down so that we could all get a really good look at who is running this country.

My …

Miscegenation »

Call me a poor excuse for a black girl if you like, but I’m finally ready to declare my adoration of hot rednecks. Not rednecks in that string-you-up-in-a-tree-for-drinking-from-the-wrong-fountain way, but in that all-American-tousle-haired-boyish-hunk way. Here are my faves.

Paul Walker

What the Eff? »


I’m thinking that on Wednesdays I’m going to post about things that made me go what the eff.

I love the dollar store in my neighborhood and am not ashamed to say it. Yes they did have Luna bars 6 …

Celebutainment, Miscegenation »

How did these two manage to get in a photo together? Shar looks like a kid meeting Santa. I can’t help but take this chance to comment on the ridiculousness of her inclusion on the show “The Ex-Wives Club” when …

Bad Grammar, Dating »

Hi,
I’m Paul – from London – 39 – slim – medium build – traveled – fun – stylish – curious caring – nice ears – President Chirac’s nose – great hands and even better feet – attentive – easy

Music, White People Dancing »

I’m going through this spunky white chick music phase right now that you should join me in.

Totally New: Yelle, “Je Veux Te Voir”
If you think French people are irritating, skip ahead. Personally they crack me up. Yelle is

Feel Smarter, News, Spot Blowing, That Not-So-Fresh Feeling »

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

These big stupid fat black people are standing outside showing their support for Paris Hilton. I’m going to ignore that man who looks like a child molester on the left and focus on these wanna-be weather girls talkin’ about some …

Fresh Black Girls, The Black Archives »

Before I even really get started here I wanted to make sure to archive all of the “Fresh Black Girls” I can think of. In fact, from here on out I will be discussing and posting a nice pic of …

My Life »

It occurred to me today that for the past few years I’ve been obsessing over what to write about. Probably 15% of my energy is spent trying to figure out how to encapsulate the nonsense that surrounds me and my …